updates!
2005-03-13 - 11:22 p.m.

this is scaring me. my junior is grossing me out and i jus realised ling blogged abt my heels getting stuck in all the drains along orchard road during prom night. hahaha it was really loser sh-t. i spent half the night pulling them out then theyd get stuck in the next one. wahlau dem kaobeh. lucky orchard post-midnight nightlife dem unhappening save for some trannies and maids who break curfew. orh hor

my hair itches but im determined not to wash it so i will go jogging tmr morning. i know it has no connection but demmit.

that day in the chamber room. was really the ultimate loserest day in rj ever. as in me and ching were looking super friendless and fat and just sitting and doing work then alicia they all had to come in and practise their dance moves in front of the mirror. then they were saying how the dance mirrors made them look fat but the chamber room mirrors dont. HAHA BUT SINCE WE ALREADY LOOK FAT IN THE CHAMBER MIRRORS THE DANCE ONES WILL PROBABLY MAKE US LOOK LIKE CONC K---. yea then we were really loser cos by then we took off our shoes la then all i said was 'eh ching wo de jiao hen chou'. YES. HAHA OH DEMMIT

anyway this is the convo i am currently having on msn. before this jared was huangshang, i was concubine 200 and ling was man concubine 4000. this took place after we revealed respectively that jared is actually the jade emperor, ling is erlang shen and i am a thousand year ginseng spirit.

zzz says:
eh bridget
zzz says:
you are the most lowly here
birdget says:
I AM?
jared. artsy fartsy says:
err.yah.
zzz says:
at least we are still deities. you are a fruit.
birdget says:
ms twenty times my rank
birdget says:
mr i mean
jared. artsy fartsy says:
err more like a family of the carrot species.
zzz says:
you are a stem.
birdget says:
ginsengs arent carrots ok
birdget says:
I AM A ROOT YOU ASSHOLE
jared. artsy fartsy says:
actually carrots evolved from ginsengs.
zzz says:
oh. i thot you were a stem with roots.
birdget says:
oh freak no wonder chang ers stupid rabbit keeps chasing me

OH GOD WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO. tmr got batch bbq at ling's place! maybe i'll blog more tmr. ahh shites. bye